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You know how people from friendster are into posting all these "survey" and "Q and A's" all the time. Well here is a compilation of interesting and funny (yet stupid) questions I got from my friends on friendster.


1. 1st alcoholic drink you had?
- maria clara, elementary ako. My erpat gave me a sip.

2. 1st time you were sent to office of the principal/dean?
- 2nd year highschool, hindi ako pumasok ng one week.

3. First album record you bought?
- ultraelectromagneticpop (eheads '94)

4. When was the last time you cried?
- Naghiwa ako ng sibuyas mga 3 weeks ago.. promise..

5. What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
- Work.

6. If you could wish for something over a birthday cake right now what would it be?
- Sangkatutak na salapi!

7. kumusta ka?
- Ok naman, kaw?

8. Ano ang dialogue mo kapag pinagagalitan ka ng mom mo?
- lagi nalang ako!! (typical "misunderstood" reaction)

9. Ano ang gagawin mo pag nakasalubong mo enemy mo?
- sisikuhin ko sa larynx.

10. Kelan ka huling nakakita ng unggoy?
- nung nakita ko yung nagbabasa nito ngayon.

11. What is your favorite thing to eat
with peanut butter?
- tasty and strawberry jam

12. What's your favorite Gatorade
flavor?
- mey kilala ka bang merong favorite na gatorade flavor?

13. Do you have Justin Timberlake
music on your iPod?
- fuck no..

14. Do you say "dawg"?
- yah, hahaha, minsan.

15. Have you ever dated someone named
Adam?
- yes, hahahah

16. What do you look forward to in the
next 2 months?
- more work

17. Would you shave your head if a family member asked you to because they had cancer?
- hell yeh, tarantado lang ang hindi

18. You're dying in 10 seconds, what are your last words to your best friend?
- next ka na.....

19. ...to your worst enemy?
- ikaw din...

20. Do you care if people hate you?
- fuck no.

21. Honestly, whats on your mind?
- I'm trying to find out what the hell is on my mind.

22. If you had to stay awake for 24 hours what would you do in that time?
- DVD marathon!

23. What is your nickname and why the hell do people call you that?
- Dan, because thats my freakin' name.

24. Do you think it’s weird for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
- Yah, thats so faggy, doesn't even hurt.

25. If you just drank 15 beers, what would you be doing?
- sleeping.

26. What's the last thing you searched for on Google?
- clerks 2 torrents

27. Something that happened to u in 1985?
- Pooing myself probably.

28. Worst thing currently on television:
- Anything with Kris Aquino in it.

29. What' s your favorite movie of all time?
- Citizen Kane, or The Dark Knight, or The Godfather 2

30. What is your favorite non-alcoholic drink?
- Pepsi Blue

31. Do you love sushi?
- bleechh..

32. Bakit ka nahuhuli sa pila ng flag ceremony??
- Kasi mabagal ako kumilos dati.

33. Anong fave mong bilhin sa canteen?
- Yung burger steak ni manang.

34. Na-guidance/principal's office ka na ba?
- Lagi

35. Sinong fave teacher mo doon?
- Ms. Purita Cunanan, the smartest teacher ever.

36. San ka usually tumatambay?
- Kila tita.

37. Nangarag ka ba sa updating/paghahabol sa projects?
- hindi, kasi hindi ako gumagawa.

38. Ano naman ang papel mo sa CAT?
- Typist, actually pauso ko lang yun pero kinagat ng commandant kaya exempted ako sa drills. hahahah

39. YOUR REAL NAME:
- Dan Christian Villanueva Yamat
.
40. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
- kalaban ko si eminem, ako si dibidi

42. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
- ako si Juan Daniel Dela Taco Bell

43. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
- ako si Anakin Nanginamo
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44. SUPERHERO NAME:
- Boyet Bangis

45. SCREEN NAME:
- Dan Muhlach Gomez De Niro Pacino