Chuck Norris Facts

Sa panahon ngayon, kailangan na ng mundo ng isang tagapagligtas at tagapagtanggol. Kaso minsan hindi available si Batman kaya dapat ay meron tayong alternative na savior.

This is a list of facts from the strongest, mightiest, and gnarliest person in the world, probably even the universe. He is our one last hope for survival. Mortals behold, Chuck Norris facts.


1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

9. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

10. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

11. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

12. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

13. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
14. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.